The other day I wanted to try a new restaurant that just opened up in my neighborhood but as usual I was nervous about trying a new place. I Googled the restaurant and saw that they had another location which had mixed reviews…I was still nervous and tweeted about it lol and the consensus was to go for it and so I did…
I looked through the menu…
And decided to get the Shrimp Fajita…it was a bit expensive but I wanted to treat myself…
When I first called the restaurant, the lady told me that the delivery guy was out and would return in 1/2 an hour and to call back. I SHOULD have taken this as a sign and ordered Chinese food instead but nope I waited…
The food finally arrived and the delivery guy didn’t have any change….shouldn't the FIRST RULE of Delivery people be “ALWAYS HAVE CHANGE!” He had to leave and come back…I was also pretty shocked that it came out to almost 30 bucks for one meal and a drink…
I first opened the rice and beans…and already knew that I would not like the rice…it had ZERO flavor. The Beans were also far from good…a can of refried beans would have been better than these.
I then took a bite of the Tortilla and it was STALE! I spit it out so fast!
2 for 2….
But the biggest FAIL was the Shrimp Fajita! I thought a Shrimp Fajita meal would be GRILLED Shrimp with Onions and Peppers….but NOPE! Instead it was Shrimp smothered in Fatty DISGUSTING cheese and some sort of red sauce!
I then tried the Guacamole and it was another epic failure
But wait it gets better…they charged me 7 DOLLARS for a Virgin Piña Colada and it was the size of a side cup.
This was the worse meal I have ever had!
If you live in NY and someone suggests going to Montezuma, delete them from your phonebook because they are trying to poison you!
I was going to call them and complain but instead I am going to email them and send them a link to this post.
I hope they didn’t sign a long term lease because I do not see this place lasting more than a couple months…
The next time I am craving Mexican, I am going to hop on the train and go to my beloved 5 Burros!
I ended up tossing the whole meal out and literally running it downstairs because I did NOT want the Stench in my apartment!
Will I order from this place again….hmmmm
NO!
The next time I want to waste 30 dollars I will make paper airplanes out of it and throw it out my window…
Namaste…
